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A word on Lithuanians: Upon our first outing into the unknown streets of the city at night for example , we had the good fortune of asking two young university students directions to a bar that no longer existed. In reply, one of the young ladies produced two handles of alcohol one vodka, one tequila from her handbag and bade us drink up while we waited idly for the little green man to usher us through the crosswalk. An unprovoked diatribe against the self-proclaimed stereotype that Lithuanians are all vodka-swilling alcoholics though the evidence was rather irrefutable shortly followed, and soon we found ourselves in the midst of a university party at Bix , surrounded by college-age girls, drinking the aforementioned handles quite openly in the upstairs.
We could go on to describe the sunrise that morning and the circumstances of sleeping arrangements, but the point is that Lithuanians are extremely friendly, accommodating and love little more than a good time. As a visitor to Vilnius you will find no shortage of great places to piss away the hours or play the field. Our bar and club directory should serve as a solid survey of what's available and where to go, whatever your taste or titillation.
Can't be bothered to sort through all your options? We break it down below:. Last night in a Galaxy not so far away With an endless array of great nightlife options, many of Vilnius' venues seem to be competing as the end-all-be-all, with an all-bases-covered approach offering food, drink, DJs or live music and huge dance floors that stay packed well into the wee hours.
While many clubs don't get going until Cafe de Paris is also a hip, early-evening hangout, though you can expect it to be crowded anytime, day or night. For a more groovy, sedated atmosphere, try Ibish Lounge near the Gates of Dawn , Tipo Zoro 's small and stylish padded confines, the casual jive of Briusly , or SMC 's clever, cool and curious characters. Beer connoisseurs will want to start the evening at Avilys - Vilnius' prime brew-pub - with a honey beer and assortment of beer snacks.
Sky Bar , with its stunning 22nd-floor view of the Old Town and delicious cocktails make it worth a peek, but the corresponding up-market prices and general lack of activity should have you heading to the lift after a drink or two. Similarly nichy is All Stars Sports Bar - with more teles than anywhere else in the country, showing all manner of sporting events, it's a good place for the lads to begin an ambitiously belligerent piss-up, but the electric hum of the light-boxes has the potential to drain anyone's momentum and motivation after a while If you're just in town with your mates for a weekend to get completely pissed and piss all over this wonderful city, might we direct you to the plethora of nightclubs you'll easily identify as your natural habitat: Prospekto Pub on Gedimino will gladly accommodate your roving band of rogues and the girls are used to being groped at this point.